After his less-than-fabulous report on "Besieged," Fablinix takes his next stab at the world of professional journalism with a riveting live report on yet another new feature in the Treasures of Aht Urhgan expansion disc-"Assault"! Enjoy.

After I besiege this beastman�s brains out, I can saut�e that scrumptious-looking sprout growing from his head. Mmmmmm�fiber...
Mandraggy: �Hey! Fabmeister being terrible terrible companions. Why you no tell me that Little Goblin�s Adventure being back for limited times?�

�Hey, wait a minute! You�re no scrumptious-looking sprout, you�re that...sprout!�
Mandraggy: �No! Mandraggy being Mandraggy! Now go grabbing your daggers and let us be moving. The three of us getting Assault!�

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