The Ultimate Porn Parody for the Ultimate Video Game

Tomb Raider XXX, the ultimate porn parody for the ultimate video game. People won't be too demanding on who will star Lara Croft since it's just a porno movie but the fact is that it won't be too disappointed because the movie will feature Chanel Preston as the leading actress. Tomb Raider XXX will be released next month and it just released a trailer where you can have a glimpse of Preston's performance.

Surely a Tomb Raider parody should have some adventure and gunplay scene, and Tomb Raider XXX has it. What's more, the film is serious, dual-pistols, rock climbing, dazzling effects, and the plot that isn't "worse" than the original story of Tomb Raider: Underworld. Kotaku has got the script featuring Jacqueline Natla, Larson Conway and Pierre Dupont:

LARA: It seems like you could have told me that over the phone.

LARSON: Yes. But I wanted to bring you this. (He hands the Lara the bag and she opens it to find a great deal of money)

LARA: That's a great deal of money for a job I haven't even agreed to take yet.

LARSON: I am hoping that this is just the beginning of long and mutually beneficial relationship.

LARA: Well then. I guess this just might work out.

LARSON: Well let's shake on it.

LARA: I don't know if it's the air or possibly jet lag, but I was hoping for more than a handshake.

(The two celebrate their new relationship)

Source: kotaku

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