AoC GM Cybersexes Troll With Predictable Results
Date: 08-12-2008 Views:
KeyWord: GM, AoC, AIDS, Age of Conan
Summary: The website of Kotaku has released an article about an absurd story. One of Funcom's Age of Conan GMs was duped into cybersex with a male player (playing a male avatar, too) and dismissed for spanking him/him/her with his big sword.

The website of Kotaku has released an article about an absurd story. One of Funcom's Age of Conan GMs was duped into cybersex with a male player (playing a male avatar, too) and dismissed for spanking him/him/her with his big sword. Shortly after things get really hot and heavy, the player reveals that he lied about his gender before screaming, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and announcing that he has AIDS.

The details are as below:

Here's how it went down: the troll summoned a GM and started flirting pretty heavily, soliciting him for some good ole role playing games. The GM is a bit nervous, but does his due diligence, which consists entirely of the following investigation and follow-up:

    [|GM|]: um are you a real um woman?
    [|GM|]: lol not crazy question
    [|GM|]: you would be surprised.
    To []: Yep. I just play a male character so guys don't flirt with me in game like on WoW.
    [|GM|]: oh nice

The GM then summons the player to, if we do say so, a very romantic spot (pictured above), an outcropping near a crystal-blue lake. Their avatars remove some clothes and reposition themselves suggestively, and then the hot chat begins.

    [|GM|]: lol its odd looking at a guy character... lol
    [|GM|]: in rl?
    To []: Huh?
    To []: No, in game =[
    [|GM|]: your panties wont come off in real life :)
    [|GM|]: oh...
    [|GM|]: I'll just have to tear them off and have my way lol
    To []: YES!!!
    To []: Whip out your massive sword too.
    [|GM|]: ROFL
    [|GM|]: lol you like?
    To []: I can't jump up on top of it? =(
    [|GM|]: hmm that could pose a problem :)
    To []: =]
    [|GM|]: you'll just have to take it until I am finished with you.
    To []: Are you mighty warrior? Can you slay those meanies that attacked me? =(
    To []: O.o you do like multiple people in on it eh? =)

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