Summary: What happened to Snake? With those layered and textured wisps of oh-so-touchable hair, that Rambo-ninja headband, and a perfectly landscaped maze of lovable facial scruff, MGS 2 Snake was downright dreamy.
Cloud, Final Fantasy VII
Elderly Cloud and his rickety frame are better suited to miming the act of bowling with a Wiimote than engaging in oversized-sword battles, but it doesn't stop him from trying, at least in between doing crosswords and being engrossed by Reader's Digest.