I guess people actually play this game to make their little sims happy. I´ll admit that i did that for awhile, but to be honest, it just got boring. So of course I reverted to my typical gaming pattern of torturing innocents to death.
I start out by creating a random couple. I build them a little room, seen below, with a door. One they´ve both walked in to check their "home" out, I get rid of the door. As you can see, the room contains the following:
* A ghetto chair
* A fireplace
* A clown painting
Because there´s only one chair, directly opposite the clown painting, which Mr. Victim immediately takes, Mrs. Victim quickly becomes annoyed. They have no light, no bathroom, and no food source.
After awhile, a fucking clown appears. I don´t know either. Said clown is insanely annoying, however. He can´t even reach the sims trapped inside. He just coughs and sobs, jumping through holes in the ground to reappear elsewhere... but never in the little 4-tile room. Everybody loves motherfucking clowns.
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